On a Lighter Note…….

• An American , on his first visit to Ireland is advised to be careful about getting into any argument about Catholic & Protestant beliefs of Christainity (something similar to Shia & Sunni sects of Islam – again divisions of mind & belief systems, divisions & divisions alone… any way … For the readers information , Northern Ireland & Mainland U.K. has also gone thro’ lot of trauma of terror of IRA – Irish Republican Army , again settled thro’ dialogue with the guns falling silent ).
  As the American is roaming thro’ the streets of Dublin, Capital of Northern Ireland, he to his horror feels the barrel of a gun into his back, with the voice booming behind, “ Tell me are you a Catholic or a Protestant ?” The American thinks , remembering the advice given to him, “ If I say Catholic & the terrorist is a Protestant, or the other way around, I am dead meat any way !” Doing some quick thinking on feet, he says, “I am a Jew !” The voice behind squeals with delight, “ O Allah, Never I thought an Arab will get a Jew to kill, in Ireland” and boom goes the gun.
  Such are the chasms of human mind , Jews – Arabs, Shia –Sunni Muslims, Hindu –Muslims, Dalits - Upper Caste ! No other Species has been “intelligent” enough to do this to themselves !!!
  
  
• An Israeli doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks." A German doctor says "That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks. A Russian doctor says "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks." The American, a Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says "You guys are way behind, we recently took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in the White House for eight years, and now half the country is looking for work."